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[shiredancer]

Ah, a quiz I can appreciate! Gacked from estellongshanks, with thanks.

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 102 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (116), and liquor (60).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 28% on proof You scored higher than 71% on beer index You scored higher than 85% on wine index You scored higher than 71% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

The description makes me laugh, though, because I am, like, the *cheapest* drunk eveh. As some of us know.