Home alone!

Monday morning 6 a.m.: my husband and child boarded a bus for her sixth-grade science camp. For five days. And for the first time in at least fourteen years, I've had my house all to myself. I get to do *whatever* I want, nobody to answer to, no demands on my time or attention... this is bliss! Well, except for missing my little family. It's just me, two cats, one bunny, and a couple of fish.

So I've been livin' the high life. You know, parties every night, hot guys over, lots of booze and music, sex drugs rock 'n roll? *snicker* Yeah, as if. I've been having an orgy all right, but it's been... ummm, a junk food orgy. *blissful sigh* All the Easter candy I can hold without getting sick. A huge bag of salted tortilla chips and the worst of the worst of dips: Frito original bean dip and jalapeno cheddar dip. Crackers and port wine cheese. Mmmmmm! And little mushroom turnovers from Trader Joe (I acquired *that* addiction at Molly's house... thanks a lot, magickalmolly! *smooch*) And I've got my feet up, watching my old Sentinel tapes for only the second time through. Wonder if I can get them to extend that camp another week?

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Yipes! My lovies are coming home tomorrow and I'd better race around and make it look like I actually *did* something this week. Hmmm, need to do the dishes, make the beds, and clean out the bunny litter boxes... I had promised her (the bunny, that is) that I would do it all week, and she's going to get pissed off at me soon. And you *don't* want this assertive little bunny pissed off at you! She has the cats terrified of crossing her, and I don't want to see her kicking up her little heels in bunnyful digust...