True Spammage

[shiredancer]

Well, following in the footsteps of daisy_gamgee and who_took, here be quiz results.

This one makes perfect sense:

Book Worm Meter for shiredancer

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 95% . . 5% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 89.25% . . 10.75% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

As does this one (nothing new here):

. . . What is my spectrum? I am green: My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum?

Hmmm, never actually heard of this magazine, but oh well:

What magazine am I? I am Book: There is nothing better then the written word. Nothing engrosses me more then a masterpiece on paper. If you want to watch COPS you can always dig my TV out of the dumpster. What magazine am I?

Now THIS one is really something else, and made me nearly fall down laughing! And it's taking all my courage to post it. Honestly, if you knew me you'd know I would *never dream* of such a thing!! No, really. Truly. Don't you believe me? Ummm, now, the "on" switch is where, exactly....? Hmmmm:

I Am The Sex Toy: Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha! Find out what sex toy you are.

And last, ho-hum:

My Romance Meter

Optimist 80% . . 20% Cynic Close 86% . . 14% Distant Long Term 69% . . 31% Brief

What does my romance meter read?