"I'm going to have to work straight through lunch anyway to finish these statements and billings."
"Yes, you'd better. We must not allow Levy Pants to fall behind in the struggle for the survival of the fittest."
Ignatius bit into his first sandwich, tearing it in half, and chewed contentedly for a while.

From A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Kennedy Toole

*goes off to post this meme on my own LJ*